Oh, alcohol is toxic? Yeah, sure. Cute little poison, almost wholesome.
But it’s literally a fluffy kitten compared to acetaldehyde, the real rock-star toxin. We’re talking industrial-grade nasty, the stuff chemical plants use when they actually want to dissolve things, corrode metal, or make explosives. Super fun compound.
And guess what your body does the second you pour that vodka down? It panics, hits the big red “DETOX NOW” button, and starts mass-producing this delightful chemical weapon inside your own liver… because apparently self-sabotage is our love language.
So yeah, congratulations: every cocktail turns you into a walking hazmat factory. Cheers to that! 🥃💀